Sus mayonnaise

A type of mayonnaise that comes out of people (especially men)
by Chinese goverment April 26, 2021
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Used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong
I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it
by Chinese goverment May 04, 2021
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Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
by Chinese goverment May 04, 2021
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