Chinese goverment's definitions

Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .

JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

Used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong

I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

Sus mayonnaise

A type of mayonnaise that comes out of people (especially men)

My sister tasted sus mayonnaise and got pregnant

by Chinese goverment April 26, 2021