Definitions by Chiggers Dudley

blaha'd 

the act of discharging snot, saliva, and cud, often bloody and violent, out of the nose and mouth during the joint acts of sneezing and laughing. This act often accompanies a fart, called a symphart.

Michael's head cold was a poor accompaniment to the Marx Brothers festival as he blaha'd balls of cud from his oral cavities.

blaha'd by Chiggers Dudley April 11, 2008

symphart 

A fart caused by blaha'd (joint sneezing and lauging) discharges. The fart forms a symphony with the sneeze and the laugh, and is thus called a symphart.

Michael ate some bad clownfish and blaha'd and sympharted all night long. Although it was beautifully symphonic, the smell was overpowering.

symphart by Chiggers Dudley April 11, 2008