Definitions by Chief quief

pig pie 

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.

I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie

pig pie by Chief quief March 11, 2021

Texas Twinkie 

When you fry a Twinkie and masturbate with the cream.

Does it burn when you Texas Twinkie?

Texas Twinkie by Chief quief August 11, 2020