2 definitions by Chief quief

When you fry a Twinkie and masturbate with the cream.
Does it burn when you Texas Twinkie?
by Chief quief August 11, 2020
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When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.
I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie
by Chief quief March 11, 2021
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