Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

budleewiser

The fiercest reptile in the world. If you see this immediately climb a tree. Reptiles hate trees. They will wait for hours but eventually lose interest

Thank god for that tree or that budleewiser wouldve fucked me up

by Chief chokes on dick July 11, 2020

unconsentual sex

The act of fucking your favourite chicken before u eat it

Mmm. My dead chicken tastes like my cum and unconsentual sex

by Chief chokes on dick May 27, 2018