Definitions by Chief chokes on dick

budleewiser 

The fiercest reptile in the world. If you see this immediately climb a tree. Reptiles hate trees. They will wait for hours but eventually lose interest

Thank god for that tree or that budleewiser wouldve fucked me up

budleewiser by Chief chokes on dick July 11, 2020

Sober 

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

Sober by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

unconsentual sex 

The act of fucking your favourite chicken before u eat it

Mmm. My dead chicken tastes like my cum and unconsentual sex

unconsentual sex by Chief chokes on dick May 27, 2018