Chief Wiggum's definitions

ming po

A Asian male that is blessed with a rather large package that puts most other males to shame.

Johnny is a real Ming Po.

by Chief wiggum May 22, 2016

Wujig

1. To be utterly devoid of moral fiber or character.

2. To lie in an inordinate manner or facetiously falsify one's status/image.

3. To gorge one's self on an obscene amount of donuts.

3a. To create an alternate persona based on a bumbling "authority figure" from a cartoon show. (See: Chief Wiggum)

1. "Dude, he didn't go to Penn. He must've wujigged you while talking to him"

2. "Man, he stole all my equipment! I feel so wujigged."

3. "That guy owes me so much money. He is wujiggin' me out of it."

4. "Man I ate to much. I feel so wujig."

by Chief Wiggum September 11, 2005