Chief Flappenmajacks's definitions

Indiana

Your average citizen here has a disturbing love for Camaros, dodge chargers, lifted Chevy trucks and any other vehicle that is as loud as commercial airliner. The food here sucks, unless you can live off of barbecue 7days a week. It's a pitiful mix of passive aggressive Bible thumpers that have little to no class and transplants from other regions of the country that didn't think things through. The roads have more potholes than an unfortunate teenager with horrible acne. It's boring as hell and Indianapolis is devoid of anything to but watch drunk college students trip over themselves. Seriously folks, Indiana sucks. The only good things that came from here are Larry Bird, David Letterman and the guy that created Garfield.

Indiana is truly the armpit of America.

by Chief Flappenmajacks July 2, 2022

Baltimoron

A person who likes to knock the city of Baltimore, but has no practical knowledge of it.

"That flaming jackass that claims the crabs the city is famed for are hardshell, not softshell is indeed an idiot, or more precisely a Baltimoron"

by Chief Flappenmajacks January 6, 2024