2 definitions by Chicken wizard

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.
Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.
by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019
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A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.
That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.
by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017
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