Definitions by Chibi Uchiha

Female bicycle 

A female who dates many people and often cheats on them just to have sex or to rub it in other people's faces.

Guy: Dude, don't date her! She's a female bicycle! Who knows what kind of gross STDs she has??

Female bicycle by Chibi Uchiha September 9, 2016

Deskophelia 

The sexual attraction/fetish to have sex with desks/and or tables.

Guy: Dude, Nate's totally into deskophelia!

Deskophelia by Chibi Uchiha August 23, 2016

Deskopheliac 

A person who engages in sexual activities with desks/and or tables.

Nate is a deskopheliac.

Deskopheliac by Chibi Uchiha August 23, 2016