Chestnut + Hazel's definitions

Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

AMM

1. All My Money
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone

AMM, who I though of as Always My Maybe took All My Money before 6 o'clock in the fucking morning.

by Chestnut + Hazel July 10, 2020