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Definitions by Chestnut + Hazel

Cumillion 

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.
Cumillion by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Thai Poon 

Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?
Thai Poon by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019