Gaffles

Ghetto waffles.

Ingredients:
• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 tablespoon salt
• 2 eggs from da co’na’ sto’ (just pull two eggs from the carton and run.)
• 1 cup of minced collard greens
• 1 cup of two week old milk
• 1/4 cup of grape soda
• 1/4 cup of malt liquor
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Ex1:
"Mmm, mmm! Goddamn them gaffles are good!"

Ex2:
Mama sprinkled crystal dust on the gaffles.

Ex2:
Server: "And what would you like with your Kool-Aid, sir?"
Eddie: "Give me a plate of them gaffles with hasbrowns."

by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 07, 2011

Sun Landing

A fat or obese naked Asian woman (typically Japanese) plants her ass on your face.

After my massage, I got a Sun Landing for free.

by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 07, 2011