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A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.
Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"
by Cheeses Priced May 19, 2008
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Word used to describe the sidewalk alumni of that hick school in west Alabama. Notorious for bragging about championships won fifty years before he or she was born.
Gump: "We gots trad-shun! The Vance Bait-N-Tackle Shop poll granted us twelve nash-enul champ-enships! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"
Bystander 1: "What is that?"
Bystander 2: "Just some Gump, he will eventually pass out drunk from all that PBR."
by Cheeses Priced May 19, 2008
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