Charmin Man's definitions

rippy mcsqueakleton

Someone who farts and leaves their undies with skid marks for others to clean.

Oh my god, my wife is a real rippy mcsqueakleton

by Charmin Man October 11, 2021

Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.

Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew

by Charmin Man December 15, 2020