farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
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Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.
Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
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