Chaos 's definitions

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the fucking world! MIAMI KICKS ASS!!!

"hey, what's your favorite college football team?"
"THE 'CANES CUZ THEY KICK ASS BRUDDA!!"

by chaos February 9, 2004

Double Gunter

This night school teacher I had that had two gunts. One after another! gunt

Damn Galen I thought the double gunter was gonna eat you.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

stu w

much better than mark chris and scott at skateboarding

they suck

by chaos November 1, 2003

mute

Variation of
"Crushed yo eyeballs"
which went out of style last year

you got told
and are now dumbfounded to the point you have nothing to say

Person 1
Who says I can't do that
Person 2
I say so thats who bizatch!!
Crowd
MUTE!!

by Chaos February 1, 2004

Tird Burgerler

Like The Hambugerler excpet this guy robs your shit from you!

Frank the Tird Burgerler is probing the dog again.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004