newpid

When someone is both new at their job and effing stupid.

This waitress couldn’t tell the difference between coke and iced tea. She said she is new. I think she’s Newpid!

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uberoder

That smell…experienced with shock and disbelief as you enter the Uber car. The smell of BO mixed with pine shaped air freshener.

I laughed and gagged in disbelief as the uberoder burned my nose.

Will the uberoder Dissipate before the end of the ride?

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Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.

The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to

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