A way of saying that you have everything you need and you’re ready to go.
Often used by gamers.
Person A: Alright, I got the coordinates, located the target, and I’m about to go in. Are you ready?
Person B: Loaded and live.
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A sequence of at least five dreams that occurs in one night without interruption.
Person A: So last night, I remember meeting video game legends in an apartment, viewing a cartoon character race on YouTube, hearing about a haunted room, flying in a makeshift airplane, roller skating to a splash pad, diving into a fountain, watching a life-threatening game show, traveling in a school bus, seeing a movie about how high school actually works, making virtual cakes, and playing two rhythm games at an arcade!
Person B: All that in one dreamix?!
Person A: Yeah. It was crazy.
Someone who eats mostly snacks. While these people do eat full meals, they prefer not to.
Person A: What happened to the pretzels?
Person B: Person C ate them all.
Person A: He’s a bigger chip bin than I am, and that says a lot!
A game where at least two players think of two words to make up a phrase that currently lacks a definition on Urban Dictionary.
After the players think up a certain number of phrases (usually five, but can be changed to any natural number), players must come up with the funniest possible definitions for their phrases.
Once the phrases are accepted (or rejected), an independent judge will review all accepted phrases and score them based off of originality, usefulness, and funniness. The scores are added up (not averaged, since the number of accepted phrases does matter) and the player with the highest total wins.
Person A: I can’t believe it!
Person B: What happened?
Person A: Person C beat Person D with only two phrases!
Person B: That’s the beauty of word roulette.
A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.
Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
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When you perform a simple action (like tripping) in order to counter a complicated play style or set of actions.
Person A’s Mind: I’m going to knock Person B over, pin him to the ground, and finish him off with my Sinister Slash!
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person A’s Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?
The act of claiming that something validates your point, but you don't explain why, and instead use statements such as, "It's obvious why". Often, the thing in question DOES NOT validate your point, and so you have to lie in order to keep your point intact.
Person A: This balloon proves my model!
Person B: But why?
Person A: Why? It's obvious why!
Person B: You need a reason why.
Otherwise, you're bashing your point.
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