Definitions by ChameleonDragon
Satan’s shower thought list
A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.
Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
Satan’s shower thought list by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019
trip counter
When you perform a simple action (like tripping) in order to counter a complicated play style or set of actions.
Person A’s Mind: I’m going to knock Person B over, pin him to the ground, and finish him off with my Sinister Slash!
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person A’s Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person A’s Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?
trip counter by ChameleonDragon August 6, 2018
bashing your point
The act of claiming that something validates your point, but you don't explain why, and instead use statements such as, "It's obvious why". Often, the thing in question DOES NOT validate your point, and so you have to lie in order to keep your point intact.
Person A: This balloon proves my model!
Person B: But why?
Person A: Why? It's obvious why!
Person B: You need a reason why.
Otherwise, you're bashing your point.
Person B: But why?
Person A: Why? It's obvious why!
Person B: You need a reason why.
Otherwise, you're bashing your point.
bashing your point by ChameleonDragon July 20, 2018
outclass kill
Person B: What are you doing?
Person A: Killing people with my Level 70 Onyx Hammer!
Person B: But all of those people only have Level 1 Worn Daggers.
Person A: A kill is a kill, regardless of the opponent!
Person B: Outclass kills aren’t any better than cheap shots, so fight someone at your own level!
Person A: Killing people with my Level 70 Onyx Hammer!
Person B: But all of those people only have Level 1 Worn Daggers.
Person A: A kill is a kill, regardless of the opponent!
Person B: Outclass kills aren’t any better than cheap shots, so fight someone at your own level!
outclass kill by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
knowledge log
Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
knowledge log by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
bullet trolling
Person A: *laughter*
Person B: What’s so funny?
Person A: I’m continually shooting xxLeadEaterxx just to see him rage!
Person B: Bullet trolling is not funny.
Stop it.
Person B: What’s so funny?
Person A: I’m continually shooting xxLeadEaterxx just to see him rage!
Person B: Bullet trolling is not funny.
Stop it.
bullet trolling by ChameleonDragon June 20, 2018
drakism
drakism by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018