situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.
"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"
by Challbaby82 June 03, 2016
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man boycott

When someone is devastated that the only man for her lives really far away and invited her to the fiesta bowl so she shuts down and denies all 4 billion men on the planet the chance for a date because she knows none of them are as good as Benjamin
Clarissa got asked to the fiesta bowl by a smoking hot man so she said that's it .. I'm in a man boycott now it's only chics from now on. 😊
by Challbaby82 December 11, 2024
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hearthopen

When you are close to being heartbroken and you see that there is a better way. You see that you could be hearthopen if you are patient and kind.
The Bee and the H were close to being heartbroken, but instead they chose to be Hearthopen
by Challbaby82 March 21, 2019
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Benjaminlike

To be strong as an ox, quick as a ninja and wily as a fox while naturally exhuding unsurpassed intelligence, undeniable charm, unique humor, unsurpassed whit, and utilizing an extremely broad set of skills that help in all aspects of life.
Girl 1: "Is that guy a superhero? He's sooo HOT!"
Girl 2: "No. He is just benjaminlike but I think he is ridiculously HOT as well!!"
by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016
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hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
by Challbaby82 June 25, 2016
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laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.
I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.
by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016
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Psychological pipe

When someone mentally overpowers you in conversation trying to get to the bottom of your psyche and drunken you realizes their mind fuck, reversing their psychology you bring the conversation back to your realm. Thereby, acquiring the ability to say put that in your psychological pipe.
by Challbaby82 October 01, 2016
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