situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.
"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"
by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016
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man boycott

When someone is devastated that the only man for her lives really far away and invited her to the fiesta bowl so she shuts down and denies all 4 billion men on the planet the chance for a date because she knows none of them are as good as Benjamin
Clarissa got asked to the fiesta bowl by a smoking hot man so she said that's it .. I'm in a man boycott now it's only chics from now on. 😊
by Challbaby82 December 11, 2024
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hearthopen

When you are close to being heartbroken and you see that there is a better way. You see that you could be hearthopen if you are patient and kind.
The Bee and the H were close to being heartbroken, but instead they chose to be Hearthopen
by Challbaby82 March 20, 2019
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Gorgeous guru

When an absolutely insanely gorgeous beautiful woman is intensely staring at her computer and learning like a guru. It's a total package if she is gorgeous ad intelligent.
My fiance is a total gorgeous guru. I watch football and she learns things in her computer at the same time. This usually results in a symbiotic relationship.
by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016
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concrete splooge

When the concrete pump hopper becomes low and the mixer driver is washing out into the hopper when he is not supposed to The pump operator notices and splooges concrete all over his face and truck. The concrete money shot.
Guy 1: Hey look mixer drivers washing out in your hopper again
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck
by Challbaby82 September 17, 2019
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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
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psasian

Someone who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.
"That girl suffers from PSAS. She is a Psasian"
by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016
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