2 definitions by Chairman Mao's cat

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
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A word used to describe a fan, commonly associated with American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. The Swifites are a transnational phenomenon using social media platforms as an essential infrastructure to their interests in the signer. This, or rather they just have shit taste in music
*cocks gun* "There's a Swiftie over there"
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
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