Miley Cyrus

A white-trash slut thrown into stardom by a Disney show. And because of Her father whose only recognition of fame was having the official haircut of the major league trailer park meth addicts, her voice is similar to that of a violent horse queef and has the body of a raw farted on chicken. She had a Disney show which was popular among low self esteem tweens and confused pedophiles. Then like every shart first come the sound then comes the stench, she pulled the classic breaking free of childhood stardom trick . She did this by smoking grass and shaking her non existent ass and she also sexually assaulted a sledge hammer and wrecking ball.. and that’s about it now she is probably rotting away in her own demise like most early morning cereal farts do ....
Guy: hey do you want to go see Miley Cyrus she is in town tonight?
Anyone with any kind of culture: No
by Chadmonkey December 19, 2017
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