Camel Caking

The sexual act of penetrating a lady's vagina with a dried piece of fecal matter.
She wanted me to camel cake her.
I walked in on a camel caking in progress.
by Chad Cook January 03, 2008
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Slatchum

Part of the body above the genitals but below the waist.
She licked my Slatchum.
Her slatchum is sexy.
I wish I had a slatchum like that!
She has a fat slatchum.
by Chad Cook January 03, 2008
mugGet the Slatchummug.