Definitions by Chad Cook

Camel Caking 

The sexual act of penetrating a lady's vagina with a dried piece of fecal matter.

She wanted me to camel cake her.
I walked in on a camel caking in progress.

Camel Caking by Chad Cook January 3, 2008

Slatchum 

Part of the body above the genitals but below the waist.

She licked my Slatchum.
Her slatchum is sexy.
I wish I had a slatchum like that!
She has a fat slatchum.

Slatchum by Chad Cook January 3, 2008