Chad's Small Johnson's definitions

Retad

when retards do not know how to speak. they drop the 'R' like they are trying to represent Boston (the 508). slow people have many problems and never have any idea what is going on

"That kid is a retad." "Thats just Josh. He is always like that. You can't tell? He finally graduated high school at 20 years old."

by Chad's Small Johnson August 22, 2009

CR7

C Ronaldo. One of the top soccer performers in the world (behind Messi). All people that are assoicated with Portugal love him and want him. Great ball control but dives 10 times a game. Great competitor and athlete but has been known to cry when he loses. CR7 style can also be the name of a haircut.

Brent will never play soccer like CR7.
Andre once got a CR7 haircut but is still hairy.

by Chad's Small Johnson August 22, 2009