HIATUS!

A sex craved unicorn who is out to kill in many ways. Book may be released in the future. HIATUS! is pronounced (Hi-Ay-Tus) which is always spoken in a shouting, heroic, manner and spelled in all capital letters. This unicorn has a 46 inch penis and has a feet licking fetish. Meeting HIATUS! may result in: Death, death, harder death, soft death, rape death, rape, or even EXTREME DEATH! which is when you are brought back as a spider, drowned in sperm, and then brought back to life as a zebra which will be chopped in half by HIATUS!'s pre-sharpened penis.

HIATUS! Must always be drawn releasing his sperm because if you were to take a photograph that is what you would see because HIATUS! has an unlimited sperm count.
Dave met HIATUS! and was lucky enough only to suffer the consequence of rape death.
by ChTHEesBRICKter November 22, 2010
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