Squat Text

Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk

Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! What the fuck are you doing in there?

Dan: I am squat texting! Leave me alone!

by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009

Fungus Hole

A vagina with yeast infection.

Fuck Jane got one hell of a fungus hole. I'm outa there.

by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009