1 definition by Celery Gargoyle

A Ben is a guy that is kind, funny, friendly, and often times plays the ukelele. He is wonderful with good advice and doesn't go with the flow. A Ben is a real lady's man, and the girl who wins his heart someday is the luckiest of the lucky.
A Ben makes girls happy and is a good flirter. Bens are gorgeous and tan and perfect.
The only time a Ben will let you down is when his southern accent fails miserably, and many times he will be a fan of groups like the Jackson 5. A Ben isn't afraid to speak his mind.
A Ben is someone you will miss when you are away from them for too long. He is someone you desperately wish lived nearer to you.
A Ben sometimes makeS A SCENE, but it's always a good one. He pays compliments easily and is musical.
A Ben will make you smile with his easy come quick remarks and sarcasm. He won't let you down.
Ben: I play the uke! I'm a winner!
Any Girl: ROMEO, TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WE CAN BE ALONE...
by Celery Gargoyle May 2, 2012
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