Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Celeritas 13

Hole in One

When a man has sex with a woman on a first date.

"Bro, you know Roxanne from accounting? Hole in one, my brother."

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A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

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A person, man or woman, who is both sporty and sexy

When my fitness instructor, Raquel, wears her Lululemon tights she is sprexy!

Sprexy by Celeritas 13 December 23, 2019

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The holiday card someone sent you only after they received your holiday card

We sent our Christmas cards out last week. I wonder how many rebound cards we'll get before the 25th?

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