COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

Hole in One

When a man has sex with a woman on a first date.

"Bro, you know Roxanne from accounting? Hole in one, my brother."

by Celeritas 13 September 12, 2020

Rebound card

The holiday card someone sent you only after they received your holiday card

We sent our Christmas cards out last week. I wonder how many rebound cards we'll get before the 25th?

by Celeritas 13 December 21, 2019

Sprexy

A person, man or woman, who is both sporty and sexy

When my fitness instructor, Raquel, wears her Lululemon tights she is sprexy!

by Celeritas 13 December 23, 2019