the goofiest fucking country to ever exist. Also the home of Lego, rødpølse (a sausage that looks like Satans dick) and probably the worst language ever.
Person: *chokes on food*
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 05, 2025
A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 05, 2025