Carson McMuffins's definitions

trash garbage

something that smells like trash but tastes like garbage

Racoon: Yo honey what we got for dinner
Racoon's Wife: I'm in the mood for some trash garbage. Get your lazy ass off the couch and go get us some.
Racoon: Bet

by Carson McMuffins March 12, 2019

this mans

A really cool way of saying "this person"

This mans Kate Mirkin really rocking her Gucci belt again today, huh

by Carson McMuffins April 25, 2019

dick slinging thug

An above-average, suave, and just overall slick fellow

Yo JP you're not average, you're a real dick slinging thug!

by Carson McMuffins November 7, 2016