Carson McMuffins's definitions

this mans

A really cool way of saying "this person"

This mans Kate Mirkin really rocking her Gucci belt again today, huh

by Carson McMuffins April 25, 2019

trash garbage

something that smells like trash but tastes like garbage

Racoon: Yo honey what we got for dinner
Racoon's Wife: I'm in the mood for some trash garbage. Get your lazy ass off the couch and go get us some.
Racoon: Bet

by Carson McMuffins March 12, 2019

dick slinging thug

An above-average, suave, and just overall slick fellow

Yo JP you're not average, you're a real dick slinging thug!

by Carson McMuffins November 7, 2016