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Definitions by Carr Monkey

Red Haired Master

The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.
Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."

Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
Red Haired Master by Carr Monkey November 27, 2004