Carpet Muncher's definitions

Pussyjoel

Joel is a Pussyjoel

Who is that Pussyjoel over there ?
Oh is just Joel from down the road

by Carpet muncher March 7, 2021

pusstache

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008