2 definitions by Carol L.

morph

To transform from one thing to another without any difficulty

"I've had a varied career and morph easily into something new every couple of years."

by Carol L. May 31, 2005

Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.

"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."

by Carol L. June 23, 2014