3 definitions by Carmelynn Cole

apartimony

Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.

I broke up with that skeezer Lisa and moved out. But I'm a good guy so I'm still paying her apartimony.

by Carmelynn Cole December 2, 2006

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

by Carmelynn Cole December 22, 2006

The conveyor belt to nowhere that one has to walk upon to keep their body in shape, or in times of neglect becomes a place for clutter collection...

Damn, I have to get off the computer now and walk on the cursed dreadmill...

by Carmelynn Cole December 30, 2006