I broke up with that skeezer Lisa and moved out. But I'm a good guy so I'm still paying her apartimony.
by Carmelynn Cole December 03, 2006

The conveyor belt to nowhere that one has to walk upon to keep their body in shape, or in times of neglect becomes a place for clutter collection...
by Carmelynn Cole January 02, 2007

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.
by Carmelynn Cole December 26, 2006
