Late at night, I start giving myself the jimmies when I stare at my poster of Edward Cullen for too long.
by Carly Wild April 07, 2010
by Carly Wild June 25, 2009
Sarah: That b is calling me again!
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
by Carly Wild July 15, 2009
by Carly Wild January 29, 2009
The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.
by Carly Wild May 11, 2010
My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
by Carly Wild July 02, 2008