Carly Wild's definitions

Nuttier than a fruitcake

A euphemism for bat shit crazy.

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!

by Carly Wild May 7, 2010

Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

hella clean

Dope and/or sick. Hot off the market.

I saw a hella sick Lamborghini today. That shit was hella clean.

by Carly Wild June 25, 2009

B

An abbreviation for the word bitch.

Sarah: That b is calling me again!

Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.

Sarah: I know, what's her problem?

Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick

by Carly Wild July 15, 2009

Hubba hubba wakee saa

Hurry the fuck up in "Japanese"

Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.

by Carly Wild January 29, 2009

J Bizzle

A blow job

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.

by Carly Wild August 9, 2008