by Carly Wild June 25, 2009

A blow job
by Carly Wild August 09, 2008

The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.
by Carly Wild May 11, 2010

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

by Carly Wild July 02, 2008

Sarah: That b is calling me again!
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
by Carly Wild July 15, 2009

by Carly Wild January 29, 2009
