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A euphemism for bat shit crazy.
My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!
by Carly Wild May 7, 2010
Get the Nuttier than a fruitcakemug. When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
by Carly Wild June 19, 2008
Get the Alien Jizzmug. Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."
Batter: " That's what happens !"
Batter: " That's what happens !"
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
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Get the hella cleanmug. Sarah: That b is calling me again!
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
by Carly Wild July 15, 2009
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Get the Hubba hubba wakee saa mug. A blow job
by Carly Wild August 9, 2008
Get the J Bizzlemug.