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EnriquePornBalls

This is when a boomer watches fart porn while simultaneously closing their eyes and dreaming about getting fucked by Enrique with massive balls. This fantasy also commonly features people such as Adrian(isn’t EnriquePornballs if Adrian is not visualized), Freddy Fazbear and the gang, IShowSpeed, Joe Bartolozzi, Caseoh, Gene from bob’s burgers, Homer Simpson and his family, Godzilla, or Eric Cartman sitting in a cuck chair and watching them. Despite this long description, it is a fairly common practice for boomers to do. But it only happens on a full moon!
Oh tonight’s a full moon! My primitive urges are forcing me to EnriquePornballs!”

“I don’t give a shit about EnriquePornballs”
-Invulnerable