Carlow Motowski's definitions

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

Vegetasan

1)A person with little understanding of the real world.

2)Common Annoyance.

3)Anally insertable device.

4)See also Meekrob.

That asshole shit on my lawn! What a Vegetasan!

by Carlow Motowski May 21, 2004

Blarb

A word that is an exuberance of emotion as a result of boredom.

The first guy: HEY BUDDY! What's up? Other guy: Blarb.

by Carlow Motowski December 25, 2004

double shocker

Invented by MADebito of IRC, the Double shocker is the regular shocker. Pink in anus, 2 fingers in the vagina...but...The use of the Thumb to massage the clitoris is applied.

Oh my god! I just had to mother fucking orgasms! Thanks alot double shocker!


Osama bin Laden!

by Carlow Motowski February 28, 2005

Army Pile

Term to describe fecal matter that is both green and brown colored.

"Good god man...Looks like there's an army pile in that toilet...Oh man...Vegetasan!!! get that Meekrob outta here!"

by Carlow Motowski October 14, 2004

crickledop

A sexual term that will probably never be used to describe recieving oral sex from a woman while shoving a dildo into her vagina.

Honey!!! Time to crickledop, I'll get the dildo...You bring your soft succulent mouth...OOHhH...My penis could get lost in it forever...ooh...ooooho ohhhhH!!! *Ejaculates*

by Carlow Motowski October 20, 2004

Phooka

A word that describes exuberance of extreme boredom. Often follows Blarb.

ME: Blarb! AMY: PHOOKA!

by Carlow Motowski December 25, 2004