Definitions by Carlow Motowski

writing a check 

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

writing a check by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

double shocker 

Invented by MADebito of IRC, the Double shocker is the regular shocker. Pink in anus, 2 fingers in the vagina...but...The use of the Thumb to massage the clitoris is applied.

Oh my god! I just had to mother fucking orgasms! Thanks alot double shocker!


Osama bin Laden!

double shocker by Carlow Motowski February 28, 2005

Blarb 

A word that is an exuberance of emotion as a result of boredom.

The first guy: HEY BUDDY! What's up? Other guy: Blarb.

Blarb by Carlow Motowski December 25, 2004

Phooka 

A word that describes exuberance of extreme boredom. Often follows Blarb.

ME: Blarb! AMY: PHOOKA!

Phooka by Carlow Motowski December 25, 2004

crickledop 

A sexual term that will probably never be used to describe recieving oral sex from a woman while shoving a dildo into her vagina.

Honey!!! Time to crickledop, I'll get the dildo...You bring your soft succulent mouth...OOHhH...My penis could get lost in it forever...ooh...ooooho ohhhhH!!! *Ejaculates*

crickledop by Carlow Motowski October 20, 2004

Army Pile 

Term to describe fecal matter that is both green and brown colored.

"Good god man...Looks like there's an army pile in that toilet...Oh man...Vegetasan!!! get that Meekrob outta here!"

Army Pile by Carlow Motowski October 14, 2004

Vegetasan 

1)A person with little understanding of the real world.

2)Common Annoyance.

3)Anally insertable device.

4)See also Meekrob.

That asshole shit on my lawn! What a Vegetasan!

Vegetasan by Carlow Motowski May 21, 2004