Definitions by Carlos the Diesel

Wan Seat 

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

Wan Seat by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006

gorgeous 

Glid the Diesel's wife. (in his mind anyway)

I'm gonna be late home by 3 minutes. I better phone gorgeous to let her know otherwise she'll get medieval on my arse!

gorgeous by Carlos The Diesel July 29, 2004

F425OOU 

A shit car.

Look at that old banger, it's f**ked - it's definately an F425OOU!

F425OOU by Carlos The Diesel June 29, 2004

Diesel Jockey 

One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.

Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.

'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.

Conversion costs:

1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230

The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.

My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey

Diesel Jockey by Carlos the Diesel June 24, 2004