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Definitions by Carlos Gonzales

Bratinee 

An afternoon theatrical or cinema presentation, often around holiday times, marked by the conspicuous attendance of many small, loud children and their parents who don't seem to know when it's appropriate to remove a child from a theater.
I saw the "bratinee" of that show and I think the lead really nailed that song but I couldn't really tell what for all the screaming and crying and asking questions out loud and dropping cokes and SHHHHHHHH sounds.
Bratinee by Carlos Gonzales December 6, 2009

Plantar Fascism

The belief that whatever cured your own Plantar Fascitis will cure everyone else's.
"Ever since he got those orthotics and his foot quit hurting, he's been suffering from acute Plantar Fascism.
Plantar Fascism by Carlos Gonzales December 26, 2008