Carlito the Drug Lord's definitions
(eye-jay-are) Acronym meaning "Israeli Jew Rape". IJR is a very violent card game formed from the ever-popular ERS (Egyptian Rat Screw) in which sequences of numbers are utilized. It involves multiple people huddled around a central location beating each other mercilessly, taking cards out of another person's hand, and oftentimes includes random exclamations. (Note: IJR can be pronounced "ih-jer" if you are too lazy to say three letters.)
Beasley: Hey, what are you guys playing back there?
Dice: IJR. Want to join?
Beasley: Do I get to hit people?
Carlito: Sure, if you want to.
Dice: IJR. Want to join?
Beasley: Do I get to hit people?
Carlito: Sure, if you want to.
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 11, 2008
Get the IJRmug. An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006
Get the Turtle Condomsmug.