Carl Pickens's definitions

goof dick

One who cannot function properly in social situations.

Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

kooncasian

A white boy that is trying too hard to be a brother.

Hey guys! Look at the little kooncasian. He's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

ends

Paper money....dollars, tens, twenties, hundreds.

"Yo man....let me hold some ends. I'll hit you back on Friday, my brother."

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

chinese arithmetic

A descriptive term used to describe an extreme erection.

When Katrina was sucking my dick and it got harder than fucking chinese arithmetic.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007