Carl Davidson's definitions

WFO

Work from Office - as opposed to 'WFH' - Work from Home.

As people begin to start returning to their regular place of work in a reverse exodus from when they were forced to head home, increasingly they will notify their colleagues that they'll be 'WFO' ...working from the office.

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

Bad Man Crack

Something bad or deceptive.

Don't believe that BS -- it's some bad man crack

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

IITYWIMWYGMAB

IITYWIMWYGMAB: “if I tell you what it means will you get me a beer?”

I posted IITYWIMWYGMAB on the wall at the house party. Everyone was asking what it meant. Friends responded “if I tell you what it means will you get me a beer?” Almost everyone who asked didn’t get it and came back to them with a fresh beer.

by Carl Davidson May 4, 2020

Donoschik

(orig: Russian) A snitch, especially during the pandemic; someone who especially enjoys tattling on friends, neighbours and local businesses who don't obey lockdown and isolation. Comes from the Stalin terror era when everyone feared the local tattletale working for the party. Sim: informant, squeal, sneak, snake, traitor

Hey, watch out for that donoschik in 105, she's a serious snitch and will rat you out in a New York minute if you have a party.

by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020