Carl Davidson's definitions

Drop some mud

To shit oneself, especially if scared

Two bounty hunters are patrolling near a swamp and are startled by a giant scorpion-like creature, which they then kill. Says one to the other "I really dropped some mud there". Attribution: from movie Riddick, 2013, roughly quoted. To drop some mud, i.e. shit oneself from fear.

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

Grab your heels

Prepare to get fucked up the ass

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.

In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.

by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020

Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

Scootski

Fun-loving builders who drop personal watercraft shells onto their scooters, eating a hybrid mode of transportation that turns heads and evokes a water-borne sense style onto city streets. See story on jalopnik site for more details.

Nick Stemple dropped an old Kawasaki Jet Ski shell onto a Suzuki 650 scooter to invent the new hybrid Scootski

by Carl Davidson March 4, 2021