Carl Davidson's definitions

eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup

Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...

by Carl Davidson September 7, 2013

Wokefishing

The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020

Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

Naked Athena

Woman who bared all in front of police during Portland protests, or one who emulates her

The lady named Naked Athena gained much attention as she paraded and sat in front of riot police that night

by Carl Davidson July 30, 2020

Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

Donoschik

(orig: Russian) A snitch, especially during the pandemic; someone who especially enjoys tattling on friends, neighbours and local businesses who don't obey lockdown and isolation. Comes from the Stalin terror era when everyone feared the local tattletale working for the party. Sim: informant, squeal, sneak, snake, traitor

Hey, watch out for that donoschik in 105, she's a serious snitch and will rat you out in a New York minute if you have a party.

by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020