Carl Brutanadilewski's definitions

expandex

body-hugging clothing worn by extremely overweight people

At the end of his career, Elvis fit in perfectly in Vegas with those cheesy sunglasses and his rhinestone-covered expandex

by Carl Brutanadilewski December 16, 2009

Jersey fakeroo

While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction

That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him

by Carl Brutanadilewski August 2, 2008