Definitions by Carl Brutanadilewski

expandex

body-hugging clothing worn by extremely overweight people

At the end of his career, Elvis fit in perfectly in Vegas with those cheesy sunglasses and his rhinestone-covered expandex

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While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction

That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him

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