Definitions by Captn Ben

smegma 

a delicious butter substitute

"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"

smegma by Captn Ben November 8, 2005

jizzball

1- A load of cocksnot that has coagulated and fermented (sometimes inside of underpants) untill it has the consitency of a ball of dried glue.

1- "Whoah bitch, that better not be a jizzball on yo mattress!!!"

2- I tried to take off my boxers but they were stuck to my spicy italian sausage on account of a huge jizzball gluing them to each other.

jizzball by Captn Ben October 9, 2005