CaptainPlank12's definitions

Horse Cock

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.

Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Weeba Wobble

No one really knows what this is; however, you do not wanna call someone this. It’s the equivalent of the n word but for every race and gender. It’s best to further yourself from this term whenever possible.

Don’t even start dude. I ain’t no weeba wobble!

by CaptainPlank12 September 11, 2020

On Mommie

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.

Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!

by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020