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Milkhead

A child from Wisconsin. Derivative of the popular nickname cheesehead, but the person in question is too young to be considered a cheese

Hey milkhead! Did you see how bad the packers lost last night?

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Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

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