CaptainCrunk's definitions
When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by captaincrunk December 12, 2014
Get the peruvian mud coffeemug. I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
by captaincrunk March 27, 2020
Get the Mombassa Bench Pressmug.