Definitions by CaptainChronic

Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

Twat Waffle by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015

The Jump Off 

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.

Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert

The Jump Off by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009