sleepyson

The sleepiest of the sons. This person will usually be falling asleep or talking about going going to bed while everyone else is trying to stay up and chill

*12 am*
Jeff: Let’s play some Fortnite guys!
Bryce: Idk man I’m pretty tired, I’m about to go to bed
Drew: Bryce is a sleepyson
Jeff: Bryce is a little bitch

by Captain chösed November 19, 2018

chösed

Extremely fucked up, like beyond hammered. If you can say the word then you probably aren’t it

Ryan: Yo what’s up with Austin he keeps trying to find his way into Narnia through my closet

Kellan: Dude he is fucking chösed

by Captain chösed November 19, 2018