Captain chösed's definitions

sleepyson

The sleepiest of the sons. This person will usually be falling asleep or talking about going going to bed while everyone else is trying to stay up and chill

*12 am*
Jeff: Let’s play some Fortnite guys!
Bryce: Idk man I’m pretty tired, I’m about to go to bed
Drew: Bryce is a sleepyson
Jeff: Bryce is a little bitch

by Captain chösed November 19, 2018

chösed

Extremely fucked up, like beyond hammered. If you can say the word then you probably aren’t it

Ryan: Yo what’s up with Austin he keeps trying to find his way into Narnia through my closet

Kellan: Dude he is fucking chösed

by Captain chösed November 19, 2018