Definitions by Captain Undies

soz 'ard 

An individual who believes they are a real hard case, but are actually soft as shite. The term is either used as a sarcastic response to the individual or as a description of them.

"I'm David fucking Donovan"
"Soz 'ard!"

"Yeah, that Donovan prick's a bit of a soz 'ard"

soz 'ard by Captain Undies November 13, 2004

random ock 

A person of unknown origin someone may briefly liase with

"Who was he?"
"Just some random ock"

random ock by Captain Undies November 13, 2004

licks balls 

the art of being something, lousy, terrible, lame; not very good

"Do you like Guns n' Roses?"
"No, they lick balls"

licks balls by Captain Undies November 8, 2004