Captain Smokeblower's definitions

cum bat boots

Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.

Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.

by Captain Smokeblower October 22, 2019

Animal

Anyone striving to stay alive. As opposed to a parasite which lives off others.

“They’re animals.”
Animals work at staying alive.
My life struggle isn’t as hard as that of other animals, but we all work at surviving while parasites just live off others.

by Captain Smokeblower April 12, 2019