3 definitions by Captain Roundhead

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?
by Captain Roundhead February 25, 2014
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An Australian or New Zealand meat pie, which is a baked pastry casing filled with meat and topped with a puff pastry lid. The meat contained within is alleged to be beef mince, beef chunks or chicken, but often rumoured to be mystery meat and quite likely to be the cuts of cow/chicken that you wouldn't feed your pets.
I'm really hungry, I think I'll have a rat coffin with some dead horse
by Captain Roundhead March 22, 2018
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The act of scrolling through your newsfeed all day when something bad happens to a high profile person who you don't like.
The highly unpopular Prime Minister Larry Felcher lost the election today, so I spent the day schadenscrolling instead of cleaning the house
by Captain Roundhead November 9, 2020
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